What I learnt from Mr. Oxford’s classes

-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
-Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill
-Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them
-When people hit the rock they try to climb out, but people here dig deeper
-Everyone ( especially lilly) see the obscure immediately , the completely apparent takes a longer time
-To pass time fantasize getting fucked by a centipede, eaten by a monster, or swallowing a toad….the reality is muck worser.
-It dosent matter what you do, it only matters what you say you have done or what you are going to do
-When Mr, Oxford talks of improving productivity, he’s never talking about himself
-Above all...All this would have been extremely funny if it weren’t happening to me….

(Plagerised slightly)
- The shoddy sub-editor